I was testing your awareness. I thought you’d notice that I’d been intentionally misleading you. Consider it an analysis of your ability to assess your allies.
Putting your phone in the fridge isn’t exactly a terrible betrayal. Worst case scenario is you need a new phone, the horror. It’s not like that is going to impact our goal.
It’s not like I was subtle about it, either. I told you to ask Sasha if she’d eaten it, and that didn’t clue you in?
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How long did it take you to find it?
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I'm surprised it still works...
[Deftly dodging the question about how long it took him to find it.]
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It’s not like I was subtle about it, either. I told you to ask Sasha if she’d eaten it, and that didn’t clue you in?
If it didn’t work, I’d get it fixed. Simple.
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How was I supposed to know the Sasha thing was a clue? She really might have eaten my phone if it was too close to a piece of meat.
You're ridiculous.
[He says this fondly, but he wouldn't be surprised if she didn't take it that way.]
I appreciate that you'd get it fixed, at least. Luckily, you won't have to.